Top Ten Series Being Developed by Berman and Braga

I was lurking on alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise and this is too funny not to share.

Trek is officially kaput, but the fact that Paramount even kept Berman
and Braga around this long indicates they still regard them as
producers, and the rumor from the beginning of the season is true:
Berman and Braga were supposedly working on a new, non-Trek series
while Coto was running "Enterprise." A dozen good spies lost their
parking privileges to smuggle out the following intel:

Top Ten Series Being Developed by Berman and Braga

10: "Time Voyage" A hot chick in a skin-tight catsuit travels to
various points in history, using her advanced knowledge of the future
to escape her many perilous predicaments while lecturing on the
importance of never interfering with the timeline.

9: "Voyage in Time" An android from the far future lands in
present-day Los Angeles, where he learns what it means to be human
after befriending a hot chick in a skin-tight catsuit.

8: "CSI: Infinity" A hot chick in a skin-tight catsuit follows
time-traveling criminals to various points in history, using high-tech
forensics tech to track them down.

7: "L.A. Public" In a run-down (but trendy) inner-city school a hot
chick in a skin-tight catsuit becomes the most popular new teacher (I
mean *the* most popular...).

6: "This Beach House" Hot chicks in a skin-tight catsuits, bikinis
etc. compete to win the right to appear in more competitions in even
more revealing clothes.

5: "A Girl, Another Girl and their Friends" A hot chick in a
skin-tight catsuit and her similarly like-attired pals make risque
one-liners about their sex lives.

4: "Lovely Lady lawyer" A high-powered, tough but compassionate
attorney who happens to be a hot chick in a skin-tight catsuit takes on
The System on behalf of indigent but photogenic clients.

3: "Medical Building" A brilliant, idealistic doctor who is a hot
chick in a skin-tight catsuit bucks the hospital's administration to
treat young, pretty plague victims.

2: "My Wacky Family" Heartwarming, brain-curdling shitcom about a hot
chick in a skin-tight catsuit, her brainless fuckwit husband and their
bratty kids.

And the number one show Berman and Braga are producing:

1: "Frig It: This is what the fanboys want!!" One hour of a hot chick
in a skin-tight catsuit striking sexy poses for the camera.