I saw some cute shirts on eBay. No, I don't make them or anything, just thought I'd share. I thought it was clever take on the Santa/Satan jokes that go around during the holidays.
"Due to popular demand, the Hail Santa! shirts are available again. Illuminati Books is defunct, but you can get them on eBay for $17.50 or best offer. Supplies are limited, sizes available are Large, Extra Large, and XXL.
Large, 7 available
Extra Large, 28 available
XXL, 15 available"