Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Wesley Snipes abducts and marries crack fiend

HoustonChronicle.com - Snipes plays himself in classic cautionary tale

... she (Lanise Pettis) told them that Snipes and government agents landed by helicopter in her Michigan City, Ind., neighborhood, abducted her at gunpoint and flew her to a secret location in the Caribbean where they held a secret marriage ceremony against her will.


.... I just don't have words for this level of stupidity. I wish I had a picture of this lady. GOVERNMENT AGENTS AND HELICOPTERS???? She must have been screwing some guy that looked like Snipes to her through intoxicated eyes. Why doesn't she just change her story so that an alien morphed into Snipes or that it was a Snipes clone. At least she'd get free medical attention.

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