Friday, September 01, 2006

Kirk's Shirts Not Torn Anymore

Star Trek is being upgraded and being given the Star Wars treatment. Part of this means that all phasers will be digitally replaced with flowers, Kirk and Uhura will never kiss and all of the scenes where Captain Kirk's shirt are torn will be replaced with a digital shirt.

I think there was even talk of turning Gorn blue.

CBS announced that it couldn't come up with anything innovative for Star Trek and decided to tinker with the old series. Reports say that execs are confident that if they annoy the fans enough that Star Trek will eventually die. They are going to also edit out any mention of the planet Pluto.

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