Best Spam of 2007

I was having a rough day at work and this piece of spam made me howl.

Subject: FW: Change your instrument size.


Your girl does not want to jazz it with you because of your instrument size.

Don't worry you can solve this trouble now.

All you have to do is just make use of our male instrument enlargement.

You will forget about trouble and your girl will be glad

WHY???!?!

Who comes up with this stuff? Your girl does not want to "jazz it" with you? That's just brilliant. I'm gonna giggle about this one for a few days.

Don't you just love the picture of the "limp" flute. What a great find!